Searching for my Happily Ever After.

Family

Mum: First appeared in: croissants. My Maman is a wonderful person. She's kind and has a great sense of humour. She's amazing at typing and is a childminder. She looks after three children, Jake, Daniel and Wilfred. I've come to despise mum's job. Nothing is tidy: There are crumbs perpetually strewn about on the floor, one does not dare eat anything once it's been dropped on the tiles, my place at the dinner table is always gunked up with some unidentifiable goo and Daniel is either screaming and screaming or slobbering over everything. It's driving me crazy. I reckon she'd be good as a lawyer.

Dad: First appeared in: *blink* The one with the wicked sense of humour. He gives great advice. Like once, when he heard I was being bullied, he told me that if I just punch them round the nose they'll leave me alone. He once put chopsticks instead of a soup spoon at my place when we were going to have stew and then giggled when I said in a confused voice "Is someone playing a trick on me??". He has the best taste in music. He like Sci-Fi, Computer games and rock. He's a lot like me, really. He's a computor programmer and has his own business, Kellor Business Services.

Benji: First appeared in: *blink* My brother. We fight a lot but in the end always make up. He's got a weird but amazingly hilarious sense of humour, but can be really, really scary.

In Alphabetiacal Order...

Abigail West: First appeared in: croissants 'Lil Abbie's 6 but has the mentality of a 9 year old. She is really cute and I enjoy babysitting her because she reads me a bedtime story! Hehehe. Abbie's going to be a genius when she's older. She is now!

Alice Kinnane: First appeared in: Talking posh o_O Alice is my best friend. We've been through lots together and I absolutely adore her. I really look up to her. She loves jazz, Julie Andrews, and anything 1920s.

Mr. Elder Person: First appeared in: convention Some random guy who was preaching to us when we went to the convention some time ago. Basically a generalisation! :�

Emma West: First appeared in: b-happy I've known her the longest out of my current group of close friends. We're not really very close. Well at least not close compared to how close I am to Alice, Laura and William. She's waay taller than me and has beautiful hair and beautiful features. She and Sam promised each other that if they were not with someone by the time they were... 33 I think.. they'd become lesbian. But she'll be with someone by then. Definately. She's always putting herself down, though.
10/10/5 - I haven't spoken to her in ages, which is a shame.

God: First appeared in: Talking Posh o_O The guy who says he'll be there in your time of need but then doesn't show up. He'd better get his act together. Because one follower is losing serious faith quickly.

Grandad Ken: First appeared in: Talking Posh o_O My dear, dear Grandad. He died on the 19th November 2002 from... I still don't know!! He slowly lost his mind before eventually dying in a sort of coma. A horrible way to go.

Kate Buckwell: First appeared in: exams!!! Arrrgggghhh!! She's very tall with really long legs. She's pretty clumsy, too. And vain. Every morning she asks me whether her hair is okay. Knowing her friends are happy is very important to her and she is always bright and happy! Very chatty, too. She's one of my closest friends.
10/10/5 - She's not one of my closest friends anymore.. when we all went to college everybody simply grew apart. I don't even know her anymore. Kinda sad, really.

Mr Middleton: First appeared in: exams Oh God, Mr. Middleton! He has such an amazing sense of humour! I just love going to R.E because I know he'll just have me in fits of laughter by the end. Like last lesson, while we were discussing the Big Bang Theory, he suddenly slammed down a large book, then looked underneath it and said, "Nope, I didn't create anything." The problem with Mr. Middleton is that you have to struggle to stay awake while he's talking. He has the most boring voice ever!

Mike Powell: First appeared in: exams!!! Arrrgggghhh!! VERY strange. He's a good friend. He likes rock and such. He's in my German and History classes. I like him a lot because his crazy attitude always tends to cheer me up. Unless it does the opposite of course. Right now he's got a freakish beard and he looks pretty scary and hilarious at the same time.

Mr. Morgan: First appeared in: A Long Entry He teaches geography and PE. Strange combination. He's pretty old and has a moustache like a walrus. He used to teach Maman geography when she was at Wyvern secondary school. She used to call him The Walrus, too!

Samantha Purkis: First appeared in: exams!!! Arrrgggghhh!! She has this god-given power to get me doubled over in laughter. She has an absolute obsession with Wolverine and slash fanfics. But unfortunately for her she hasn't got internet! HA! She can always brighten my day.

Sarah (Bean) Mitchison: First appeared in: exams!!! Arrrgggghhh!! She's very very very quiet and has the exterior of a very sensible person. But really, when she gets the giggles, she gets the giggles!!
Her nickname is Bean or Beanie. Also sometimes Saz. She's been going out with Tom for ages.

Tom Wimbush: First appeared in: Talking Posh o_O I used to fancy him. I fancied him for nigh on 3 years before I realised I didn't fancy him anymore. My old diaries have little sketches and doodles declaring my love for him. Well he is pretty cute in a geeky sort of way but GOD why did I fancy him?!
10/10/5 - He is currently going out with Sarah, making a sickeningly happy couple, hehe. They've been going out for about a year now, I think. Note to self: ask Saz how long they've been going out for.

Wil Cook: First appeared in: Talking Posh o_O He was born on the Isle of Wight and is just a little younger than I am. An aquarius same as me. Just my opinion of him at the moment: he is a complete jerk. A complete self-centered git. But still a good friend.

William Lebreton: First appeared in: Talking Posh o_O He used to really piss me off but now I consider him to be one of my closest friends. I can tell him anything and I mean anything!! We've got loads in common. He's half French so that's one thing we've got in common (I'm a quarter French). He's got a great sense of humour.

Mrs. Hillier: Swanmore College of Technology's Headmistress. She has pure white hair, she must die it or something. Once when I had to wear trainers in school, she came up to me and demanded why I wasn't wearing school shoes. I stuttered my excuse and went to get the note giving me permission out, knowing what she does to people who don't wear correct uniform. She went really sweet and stopped me from taking the note out, put her hands on my shoulders and said "It's okay, I'm not telling you off dear!"

Dannielle Morgan: She is most likely my oldest friend ever. We've been friends since we were babies! I'm really good friends with her. She was born in England but has been moving between here and the States since she was pretty young. She has a sort of American accent. A kind of cross between Hampshire and American accents if that's possible?! Her parents are very old friends of my parents. She has a little sister called Zo� who is American through and through. I swear she had a dog called Benji but that might be my weird imagination again. I think she's going back to America soon.

Kiki: A character in an anim� called Kiki's delivery Service. She's this delivery girl who just so happens to have a magic broomstick and a talking black cat. I have a manga of it. It's written in hiragana.

The Baker Guy: He's this baker guy in my Kiki's Delivery Service manga who shows off to Zizi the cat. I found it rather amusing..

Zizi: Zizi, Kiki's amazingly cute and cuddly talking cat. Ohhhh it's so sweet!! I wanna cat like that.

Laura Canning: She knows a few of my secrets. She has wild red hair and green eyes. She has, let us say, a very strange taste in men. Her and I started writing a little book of porn but we've given up.

The Peberdy: My Food Tech teacher. Sometimes she can be nice but she usually has me near to tears. She hates me. She's scary and mean. But I'm sure she's nice deep down.

Nikki Gladdings: She's one of the fat evil bully types. She's sarcastic, enjoys putting me down all the time, and basically makes my life miserable. She got me really depressed a few months ago but now I've decided to make her feel guilty by being nice and upbeat to her. I hope she doesn't stay like this or the bitch won't get any real friends at all.

Kat Gale: Kat Gale is very beautiful, and is a very cool person to know. I'm not the best of friends with her but we get on. She has a great personality!

Mrs. Miller: My fantastic Head of Year and Drama teacher. She is very funny and is great at teaching Drama. She listens to my problems and helps me to get through them.She gets very enthusiastic about Drama presentations. She has three kids, none of which I know their names.. bad sentence structure there.

George: I think he's probably my second oldest friend, Dannielle being the first. He's 13 like Ben and is way taller than me. He has a good sense of humour and a dirty mind, he went to Australia for a year sometime where he had to learn Japanese but he doesn't remember much f it anymore.

Bitch: A female dog, or an offensive term usually used for female people! What a strange and twisted world

Nanny Emmie: My French Nanna. She's very very short and overweight. She cooks superbly. She bosses Grandad around, poor guy!

Bruce Almighty: Played by Jim Carrey, he's this guy who has eveything bad happen to him so he gets mad at God. God gives him almighty powers and it goes from there. It's very funny.

Charles Dickens: This writer guy who wrote a load of amazing and deep books like Hard Times and Oliver. I love reading his books because they are often funny. He was born in our very own city of Portsmouth.

Miss Davies: My beautiful History teacher. She can be strict at times, but she is quite funny.

Mike Weberstadt: He's small. And weird. And likes bikes. And plays the drums. There we go!

Mr Underdown: He doesn't blink, apparantly.

Auntie Pat: My wonderful and kind auntie, on my mother's side. She's half-french and lives in Woolston, Southampton. She went to a grammer school and learnt Russian! How amazingly clever is that?!

Uncle John: Married to Auntie Pat. He speaks like a typical Southamptoner, very common, and works as a builder. He's great fun to watch darts with. He's really funny too.