Virgin Kim

Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005 - 7:24 pm

I was very very worried for the past few weeks. The reason for this worriment is this: I had not had a period for almost 7 weeks. 7 weeks! I thought, what could be wrong with me?

I came to the inevitable conclusion that I was pregnant, which is an impossibility since I am still a virgin. So I was getting myself all ready to start my own religion and have little statues of myself holding my dear holy little baby residing in all Churches of the Virgin Kim when to my utter dissapointment I started today.

Damn, I was so looking forward to being a Virgin Kim.

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