I'm not short!

Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 - 9:35 pm

A revelation: I'm not short. It's because I've got tall friends! I worked it out. 5 foot 1, 154.94 cm. That's practically average for a female of my age living in the United Kingdom. It's not me who's the short-ass and the freak. It's my freakishly tall friends making me seem dwarfish. Ha, get YOU, evil people-who-always-make-fun-of-me-because-I'm-apparantly-different!

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