The Lust

Friday, May. 07, 2004 - 3:54 pm

I got this idea from another's diary, although I can't remember where I got it from. Oh no hang on... Frosted-fae. That's who.

This is a list of all the people we wouldn't mind having casual sex with, compiled by Me, Sam, Ellie, Alice, Cheryl, Laura, Amy and Nikki. Oh and Sarah and partly Mike (he did one.). And Benji, Stephen and George. And Elizabeth. And James Benham. There. Enjoy!

~9 Aug 4~ I've decided to add some more and make this an ongoing thing so everytime the font colour changes, that means that all those in the block were added in that day. Gettit? No? Ah, fine then. Just go along with it anyway.

Spike Pic

Johnny Depp Pic

Kate Doran

God

Moses

Alyson Hannigan Pic

Dracula Pic

Nichothodes Euthador Koryfoides

Daniel Jackson Pic

Miss Rogers

Wolverine Pic

Elizabeth Pic

Cheryl

Gandalf Pic

James Marsters Pic

Alice Pic

Saruman Pic

Magneto Pic

Elijah Wood Pic

Anthony Stewart Head Pic

Sam Pic

Noah Pic

Stephen Wadey

Julie Andrews Pic

James Bond(s)!! Pic

Jesus Pic

Nightcrawler (all the things he could do with that tail...)

Orlando Bloom

Audrey Hepburn

Hugh Jackman (oooh!)

Jennie Bond

A Warm Apple Pie

A Cucumber

Toby Maguire

Michael Shanks

Richard Dean Anderson

Anne Robinson

Gambit

Miss Galding of No. 144, Nickant Street, Sainthorpe (if that's wrong Sam, it's your writing's fault.)

A shuttle cock

Madame Baird

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Queen Victoria

Mrs. Hillier

GOLLUM!

Mr. Middleton

Jack from the Lord of the Flies

Aragorn

A rock band

Norman Osbourne

Cattle

Alice's mum

An eyeball

A toilet Duck

Sam Gamgee and Frodo Baggins at the same time.

Rincewind

Frankenstine's Monster.

And Dr. Frankenstine

Great A'Tuin

Bob Marley

The Librarian

A sperm

Sex itself

Sarah Mitchison (she's actually on here three times!)

Death

Ronan Keating

Ben Litster

Mr. Bean

A mini!

A lipstick

Chandler Bing

Phoebe

Luggage!!

Miss. Pontifex

Draco Malfoy

Mr. Rice

Dumbledore

Suggs

Tony Shalhoub

Mrs. Nobbs

A crow

Harry Potter!

An oak tree

Blackadder

Vivi!!

Steiner!!

Panda

Mr. Ross (the fit 1)

A leprechaun and his nipples!

Sam Gamgee

Laura

Shelob

Severus Snape!

Anita Dobson

Maureen O'Hara - cor!

Mr. McLeod

MM

NE

Hagrid!

Jack Skellington (God I bet he'd be good in bed...)

Dory

Alan Davies

Andy Dunlop

Colin Firth

Mr. West

A vibrating dildo

Sasha Behar

Ewan McGregor

The Ice-cream man!

Mr. Beck

A carrot - all the possibilities!

Lockhart!!!

Sean Toole

Salvidor Dali

Hugh Grant

Kelly Jones

Fran Healy

Robbie

All the chums from the hundred acre woods apart from Kanga and Roo

Ele

A marshmallow

Alice from Alice in Wonderland

Costa Coffee cheesecake

Mark Vemner

The colours lilac and blue

Ms. Miller

Dennis Potter

Malcoms

Kim's mum

Mark Ellison (murderer)

Sam H.

Marilyn Manson

Freddie Mercury

Francis Drake

Kim

Amy

Ben Galley

Luke Getty

The Blue Remembered Hills orchestra

Mark Bound

Kieran Trewan

Prince Charles

Batman and Robin

Laura's wristwatch - orgasmic!

A tornado

E block's corridors

Kat Nobbs

Alice's little finger

Kim's nose

Harriet!

Jim!

Michael Powell

Tom Cotrell

Tom Wimbush

Richard Thorne

Squirrel Nutkin.

Sushi

Seven of Nine

Carol Vorderman

Burlington Bertie from Bow

Mary Poppins

Dr. Octopus (naturally (mm, think of what he could do with those tentacles..))

Alfred Molina (again, who could have Doc Oc without Molina?)

Tobey Maguire (hey, can you all guess what film I just watched?)

Shannon Elizabeth

Anna Paquin

James Benham

Jessica Rabbit

princess jasmine

Lee Addison from Whole Lotta Led

Gene Wilder

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